Hay Fever

I foolishly thought that moving to the East Coast, my seasonal allergies would be magically cured.

Imagine my surprise today when, for no apparent reason, I am sneezing and sniffing like I have the world's worst head-cold. I've dosed up on the usual drugs that a hay fever sufferer takes....Afrin, Sudafed --- nothing. Still sneezing all the live-long day.

I choose to blame in on New Jersey, which I am told is the direction the winds are blowing today. New Yorker's have a strong dis-taste for anything New Jersey, so today I am jumping on the bandwagon.

That's right. New Jersey stinks...for today anyway.